Don't neglect to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
Therefore, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circle your block for one hour for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
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Dispatch from Linover:
I was in my chair on the front lawn with a 6-pack of Natty Boh at the appointed time to fulfill my patriotic duty. Waiting, and waiting, and waiting. Saw several women walking with kids & dogs, but they were fully clothed. Let me know when the next one is, maybe I was out too early this time ?
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